Courteous Disaster

May 11, 2009

One of the many things that really irritates me is when drivers hesitate to move after they have been waved on by a fellow driver. When I am at some form of intersection or light, and I give you a nice wave to roll along, you best get moving.

This has nothing to do with having the right of way. This only pertains to situations where there are no dangers to that person hitting the gas because in some cases you may be trying to be nice, but the other driver actually can’t go due to some traffic obstacle. Anyways..what’s the problem ?!


Whether I give you a nice swaying wave to one side, or the quick finger flips (meaning GO!), why do you decide not to? Why do you then shake your head, or decide to wave me to go? What the heck is wrong with you?! Are you trying to be nicer to me? Have you not reached your good deed quota for the day?

I don’t care if you decided you were going to let me go before we both came to a stop in our respective spots, if I wave you first, you go! You should go because by not hitting the gas pedal, you are causing problems. Too many times have I waved someone on, they don’t go, so I accelerate, and then they hit the gas too! Now we both stop short and the wave war continues.

This is why I am the aggressor when it comes to driving, I am cautious though; not reckless. I am well aware of the stupidity that travels the roads. In any instance where there is uncertainty as to which driver should go, I will go; quickly. I do this because I have the general knowledge that no one wants to hit me. Instead of doing a little stop and go dance in the middle of a busy intersection, I am going to go, and you are going to watch me go, and wait your turn. No I am not saying I cut people off, but if you do not take the initiative to take your path, I will. If you are unsure if you should keep going, slow down, stop, or speed up, I WILL make the decision for you.

If I give you any gesture that suggests I am letting you go before me, accept it. Put your foot on the pedal and move along. If you’re too slow to realize I am giving you permission to move forth, or if you for some idiotic reason decide to wave me on instead, I will go. I won’t give it a second thought, I will just go. But as I pass you, I will be sure to give you a look similar to one that your parents would give you in utter disbelief as you played in a thunderstorm pretending to be the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz.


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